I don’t know if anyone out there shares this peculiar hobby of mine (God, I hope not!), but I often find myself scouring the depths of the internet for some truly bizarre academic papers. Though there is an endless supply of such content to keep one entertained (read: distract yourself during those afternoons you planned to be productive but ended up succumbing to the lunch food coma), I’ve managed to compile a short list of the most fascinating ones for your enjoyment!

• The case of the disappearing teaspoons: longitudinal cohort study of the displacement of teaspoons in an Australian research institute (Lim et al, 2005, BMJ, doi: https://doi.org/10.1136/bmj.331.7531.1498)

This fantastic and robust study examines the enigmatic phenomenon of disappearing teaspoons in a shared kitchen—an issue of acute importance to all of us who rely on these tiny utensils. The authors reveal the shocking truth about teaspoons’ shockingly short half-life in research institutes. The question remains: does this phenomenon extend to other cutlery as well?