In this episode of my decade-long quest to correct popular British misconceptions, I wish to turn to one of my most geeky obsessions: trains. In particular, I would like to address a particularly British obsession, which many take as a signal of the lapse of British know-how from its mid-Empire industrial-revolution heights.
This is, of course, ‘leaves on the line‘. Why – demand the British public – must timetables run five to ten minutes slower when there are more leaves on the ground? Why do no other modern countries suffer from these ills? And why does the railway take no action over this commuting scourge?
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