Other than my customary Saturday morning hangover, today I woke up with aching limbs – so I am feeling rather poor indeed.  The source of this pain, other than the five and a half pints of premium quality Lager, is the OPIG beer and cycling tour of Oxford (aptly named, “Le Tour de Farce”).  What can I say, over here they make you work for your beer.

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We started off at the Medawar building, where we sit on weekdays and occasionally on weekends. Then we cycled to The Fishes, The White Hart, The Trout (the Carne pizza is a must), yet another White Hart, and the vegetarian and vegan Gardener Arms (I know, I know – I was drunk and they forced me in here).  For those not familiar with Oxford custom – these are some of the most beautiful (and pricey) pubs this land has to offer.

OPIG members love a laugh and their beer on the cycling trip

The bike hike (devised by Charlotte) was 9.535 miles.  On 5.5 pints of beer (Nick spilt his pint, like an amateur – so I gave him half of mine), that means I run on 13.86 miles per gallon  (9.535 / 0.6875).  So I roughly have the fuel economy of a 2013 Ferrari 458 Spider.  Say what you want about these blog posts, but you cannot say I am not thorough about the research which goes on behind them.

This is how far yesterday’s bike ride would have got me in my country (Malta).

This morning I have also noticed my calves are an inch thicker in diameter, which of course means I will go and throw away all my socks and make that long overdue trip to the bicester village.  Perhaps I will cycle there.